aphrdite:

psyfucks:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

omg

^^^^

(Source: christinahendricks)

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

(Source: derdermewmew)

astral-farts:

fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer

KC Green of Gunshow
http://gunshowcomic.com/

what the fuck did i just look at

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

radatone:

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

does someone have the actual video for this gif? I really want to know how this ends

radatone:

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

does someone have the actual video for this gif? I really want to know how this ends

(Source: stayeduplateagain)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

(Source: dicemastaflex)

nerdy-bboy:

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

why am I not tumblr famous yet.

nerdy-bboy:

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

why am I not tumblr famous yet.

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

(Source: saddeer)

shego:

when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself

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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

lolipopwithrain:

I’ve been lied to my whole life… Loll!!

(Source: sanitaryum)

(Source: cognato)